A newsletter for the emotionally self-aware, career-confused, slightly chaotic, but still ambitious generation.

Allegedly read by people who have their life together (or are faking it well):

  • Harvard grads (still not over their ex)
  • Startup founders (living on Celsius and delusion)
  • Corporate escapees (planning their next soft launch)
  • 9-to-5ers (who journal at lunch)
  • Therapy-goers (and therapy avoiders)
  • People who say "I'm fine" (but aren't)
  • Hot girls with burnout
  • Soft boys with trauma
  • People who romanticize spreadsheets
  • Freelancers who work from bed
  • Group chat philosophers
  • Former gifted kids in adult bodies
  • Those who peaked… this year
  • Situationship survivors
  • Second-wave side hustlers
  • People who wear headphones in public to avoid eye contact
  • Overthinkers who still hit “send”
  • The main character (and the backup dancer)
  • Emotionally available on Thursdays only
  • You. Probably.